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The Daily Rant of Super Geek
Frank Abagnale
Ant Colony Structure
Science that works in Large Hadron Collider
The Sumharry
Why didn't they invent this when I was a kid?
Game has lost its meanings as you grow up, with all the bills to pay, job's stress, etc.
Deficit and Debt Ceiling simple explanation
Facts about Nuclear Weapons
Via: Online Schools
Financial Euphoria
This is a very hilarious sketch from Jon Stewart about the truth of Credit Card, albeit the focus is in USA but most Financial System which those damned aristocrat adopted and misused mostly comes from USA.
20 years ago people used to think that only lawyers will populate Hell, but now I think it'll be financial Advisor and PR managers.
20 years ago people used to think that only lawyers will populate Hell, but now I think it'll be financial Advisor and PR managers.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Make it Rain - Bank of America | ||||
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Predetermined Race?
I was procrastinating as usual by reading something mildly useful to fool my conscious and as I read this dubiously erotic article from Techcrunch, something strickens me "..Romanians are his programmers and SEO, Indians and Brazilians do his Web design, and China does the manufacturing and fulfillment..." as a recent race-connoisseur I thunk, sardonically, ability does segregated between human race, but one has to wonder how did the dialogue between God and prenatal fetuses occurred. God : Okay all of you line up and and answer me when as I beckoned thy genus.
God : ... ahem Indians!
Indians : yes father.
God : I grant thy with strong logic and high IQ, but I curse ye with bad odor also excessive body hair, hot climate and an unbridled appetite for anything putrid such as onions and exotic spices just to exacerbate my curse.
Indians : meh not so bad.
God : Brazilians, I will grant you unprecedented beauty...and MEN from other races, driven by their manic libidos and manipulated by Victoria Secret's shows, will try to multiply with your female by offering empty promises and bad debts.
Brazilians : obrigado.
God : Indonesians, I will curse you with laziness unmeasurable by the extent of the galaxy itself, your young generations will act like Americans without knowing what it means, drinking Starbucks that costs a month wage, spending their credit cards without knowing how to pay it, talking in broken English as loud as they can with their peers, downloading porn and practicing religion at same time just to balance it out they will say, denying polygamy in public while engaging it in private, corruption, hypocrisy, hourly gossip shows, transvestite comedians that's not funny at all but you still like it anyway, useless elections, and everything that is evil and non-sense from the beginning of time until the day of apocalypse will be apart of your life BUT...
Indonesians: ....
God : You will be living in a lush tropical island...
Indonesians : Woohoo
God : ...which will be my experimental ground for any of my latest ethereal disasters.
Indonesians : (Taking a nap because the speech was too long)
God : ... ahem Indians!
Indians : yes father.
God : I grant thy with strong logic and high IQ, but I curse ye with bad odor also excessive body hair, hot climate and an unbridled appetite for anything putrid such as onions and exotic spices just to exacerbate my curse.
Indians : meh not so bad.
God : Brazilians, I will grant you unprecedented beauty...and MEN from other races, driven by their manic libidos and manipulated by Victoria Secret's shows, will try to multiply with your female by offering empty promises and bad debts.
Brazilians : obrigado.
God : Indonesians, I will curse you with laziness unmeasurable by the extent of the galaxy itself, your young generations will act like Americans without knowing what it means, drinking Starbucks that costs a month wage, spending their credit cards without knowing how to pay it, talking in broken English as loud as they can with their peers, downloading porn and practicing religion at same time just to balance it out they will say, denying polygamy in public while engaging it in private, corruption, hypocrisy, hourly gossip shows, transvestite comedians that's not funny at all but you still like it anyway, useless elections, and everything that is evil and non-sense from the beginning of time until the day of apocalypse will be apart of your life BUT...
Indonesians: ....
God : You will be living in a lush tropical island...
Indonesians : Woohoo
God : ...which will be my experimental ground for any of my latest ethereal disasters.
Indonesians : (Taking a nap because the speech was too long)
